You Need To Calm Down

You are somebody
That I don’t know
But you’re taking shots at me
Like it’s Patrón
And I’m just like
“Damn, it’s 7 AM”

Say it in the street
That’s a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet
That’s a cop-out
And I’m just like
“Hey, are you okay?”

And I ain’t tryna mess
With your self-expression
But I’ve learned a lesson
That stressing and obsessing
About somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones
Never broke my bones, so

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You’re being too loud
And I’m just like
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down

You are somebody
That we don’t know
But you’re coming at my friends
Like a missile
Why are you mad
When you could be GLAAD?
(You could be GLAAD)

Sunshine on the street
At the parade
But you would rather be
In the dark ages
Makin’ that sign
Must’ve taken all night

You just need to take several seats
And then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream
About the people you hate
‘Cause shade never made
Anybody less gay, so

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You’re being too loud
And I’m just like
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down

And we see you over there on the Internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now
We all got crowns
You need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
(You need to calm down)
You’re being too loud
(You’re being too loud)
And I’m like
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (Oh)
You need to just stop (Can you stop?)
Like can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down